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Wednesday, 11 October 2006

  • My old man's a dustman, he wears a dustman's hat

    he took me to the football to watch a football match,

    Fatty passed to Skinny, Skinny passed it back,

    Fatty took a rotten shot and knocked to goalie flat.

    Where was the goalie when the ball went in the net?

    Half way up the goal post with his knickers on his head.

    They put him in a deck chair, the put him in a bed,

    they put him in a jumbo jet and this is what he said-

    Oh, my old man's a dust man, he weras a dust man's hat,

    He farted through the key hole and paralysed the cat,

    the tables couldn't stand it, the chairs all fell apart.

    My old man's a dust man with a supersonic fart.

    (remember that Ed? Rumble in the jungle!)

Thursday, 07 September 2006

  • I am quite romantic!

    One of my brothers pointed out that my entry on here describing how I asked Esme to marry me was not romantic at all and much too dry. He also said I put too much emphasis on the gifts I bought and sounded a bit materialistic. I was actually quite aware of how dry it was, I think I was worried about being too soppy and feminine so I went too far the other way. As for the gifts part, I was trying to communicate that it was kind of a theme and I was just trying to treat her and then say, 'I've got another gift' and pull out the ring.

    This is quite overly defensive of me to write all this but I was already quite aware of how dry and boring I sounded when I wrote it so I feel I need to explain. But I am quite romantic

    see.

Tuesday, 05 September 2006

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